This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript:
Lawyer:"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness:"No." Lawyer:"Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness:"No." Lawyer:"Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness:"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Nota kaki : Sapa yang pening skang ni? (Sekadar hiburan ya...tiada kena-mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati hehe)