This was Actually Said..
This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript:
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Nota kaki : Sapa yang pening skang ni? (Sekadar hiburan ya...tiada kena-mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati hehe)
hehe.. dok pening ni..mod malas nak buat keja..org ramai dok cuti..hehe:)
ReplyDeletehehe...sama la kita..kat sini pun ramai yang cuti..so buat kerja yang santai-santai je... ^_^
Deletesaya pun tak tahu nak cakap pening ke tak , hahhah ,
ReplyDeletesaya yang pening..hehehe
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