Skinny Dip?

Salam,

Something to read and laugh about.

It's not about the morale, it's about the witty reply by the man

Sometimes, a little bit of laughter is a must to continue your day...

Enjoy!

(Awat tetiba speaking english ni? Hehehe...)

Tetiba nak tulis pasal Bahasa Inggeris

Saya ni nak kata petah bercakap dalam bahasa inggeris pun tak juga

Kalau setakat menjawab soalan yang biasa-biasa tu bolehlah

Kalau nak jawab yang panjang-panjang, letih juga

Letih mengarang ayat dalam kepala...lepas tu tak tau nak guna perkataan apa

Tapi..baca buku bahasa inggeris adalah kesukaan saya

Saya suka mencabar diri

Dulu-dulu selalu buka kamus

Sekarang alhamdulillah boleh faham dah

Ada dua tiga perkataan yang jarang jumpa baru rujuk e-dictionary

Bahasa inggeris ni penting juga

Kalau tak tahu langsung pun susah juga

Nak nak kalau kena selalu berdepan dengan pelanggan dan pembekal

Ok ...daaaa!

The Farmer and the Skinny Dippers

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned
a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was
properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to
go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been
there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,
“We’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
get out of the pond naked.”

Holding the bucket up he said,
“I’m here to feed the alligator…”

Some old men can still think fast!!